Tuesday, March 9, 2010

The plot thickens...


So I received a letter in the mail today, curiously sealed with a kiss. No return address, and inside: pictures! Oh the felons! As suspected, there were two perpetrators, female. This appears to be the first time that they have committed such a crime as shown by the haphazard application of the lipstick. One is pale, perhaps albino, and the other has no distinguishing features other than lips that fill a good portion of a 4X6 glossy. Both are considered armed (meaning they have arms) and dangeresque. Whodunnit?

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