Tuesday, January 13, 2009

on Performing Snow Stunts


This is the appropriate way to dive into the snow. There are many ways that are acceptable by DIS Standards, however, the first, and most common is the "Superperson"(let's be politically correct here) style, in which participators stretch both arms far in front. 
Another style, known as "the Penguin"  involves boldness beyond comprehension as the daring stuntperson dives headfirst into the snow, with the arms rigid at their sides. Since there is no animal more comical than a penguin, your friends will laugh and pat you on the back and tell you how awesome you are.

1 comment:

  1. Strange, I don't recall telling you how awesome you were. I think the correct words were something like dimwitted and a dingbat... you nitwit.

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